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Forum: Recuits 02-09-2010, 10:45 PM

Replies: 3 Plat Gear charges Views: 26,648 Posted By lily197 Plat Gear charges If you would like to buy an art but are unsure as to what pic to choose, it is possible to order an art with a stock picture and you will not be charged the artwork fee of 50 plat. Then at a later...

Forum: Flood 06-27-2009, 01:54 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 A college professor was doing a study testing the... A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the hole in it. He gave all the children the same kind of...

Forum: Flood 11-13-2008, 04:10 AM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 Paddy phones for an ambulance on his mobile... Paddy phones for an ambulance on his mobile because his mate has been hit by a car on their way back from a night at their pub in Donegal. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from...

Forum: Flood 10-04-2008, 12:42 AM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10... A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in...

Forum: Flood 10-04-2008, 12:32 AM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 lmao lmao

Forum: Flood 08-30-2008, 11:03 AM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and... A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears...

Forum: Flood 08-30-2008, 11:00 AM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 The love dress A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft...

Forum: Flood 08-14-2008, 08:54 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 What is the difference between a Harley and a... What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. ****** Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. ******

Forum: Flood 07-19-2008, 09:51 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the... Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed...

Forum: Flood 07-19-2008, 09:31 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover... Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel...

Forum: Flood 07-19-2008, 09:27 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking... Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the...

Forum: Flood 07-17-2008, 05:20 PM

Replies: 58 Jokes Views: 348,334 Posted By lily197 Jokes Why are men like clouds? Eventually they disappear and it's a really nice day. ************************** Whats the difference between light and hard? You can...

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