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Forum: Flood 02-03-2010, 12:49 AM
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Posted By Drazson
Lox you were the caller weren't you?

Lox you were the caller weren't you?
Forum: Flood 12-15-2009, 03:29 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 197,237
Posted By Drazson
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Now thats what I call a flood
Forum: Flood 07-15-2009, 10:29 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
Cyx and Loxley went to their annual camping...

Cyx and Loxley went to their annual camping holiday in South Wales. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Cyx wakes Loxley and says, "hey Bro, look...
Forum: Flood 08-15-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
BRAVE MEN JOKES What's the definition of the...

BRAVE MEN JOKES

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,
then slaps his wife on the backside and says:...
Forum: Flood 08-15-2008, 01:42 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project...

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on 'The Sea'. Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results and put together...
Forum: Flood 08-15-2008, 01:36 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
CURTAIN RODS She spent the first day...

CURTAIN RODS

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day,...
Forum: Flood 08-13-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
A little old lady is walking down the street,...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags,one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and once in a while a ?20 note flies out of it onto the pavement. ...
Forum: Flood 08-12-2008, 12:04 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
25 Reasons Why You Owe Your Parents ...

25 Reasons Why You Owe Your Parents





1. My Parents taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My...
Forum: Flood 07-21-2008, 02:01 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
Condoms imagine if all major retailers...

Condoms

imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms & kept their tag line... Tesco condoms, every little helps... Nike condoms, just do it...Peugeot condoms, the ride of your...
Forum: Flood 07-21-2008, 01:59 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
IN THE KITCHEN She was in the kitchen...

IN THE KITCHEN

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in. She turned, her sad face brightening at the sight of him and said, "You've got to make love to me this...
Forum: Flood 07-21-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
IRISH JOKE (just for Ag) Two Irishmen go...

IRISH JOKE (just for Ag)

Two Irishmen go into a pet shop.

"We'll be havin' four of dem dare budgerigars!" says Seamus.
"Dat's right!" says Paddy, "Dose four dare, dey look nice 'n fit!"
So...
Forum: Flood 07-21-2008, 01:52 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 341,056
Posted By Drazson
LIVERPOOL SEX SURVEY In a sex survey held in...

LIVERPOOL SEX SURVEY

In a sex survey held in liverpool, it was found that 70% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower...................





The Other 30% haven't been to...
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