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lily197 · 07-17-2008, 05:20 PM

Why are men like clouds? Eventually they disappear and it's a really nice day.

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Whats the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

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Two men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
"Crikey mate, that was impressive!"
"I get lots of practice" replied the other guy. "My wifes epileptic"

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An elderly couple, Rusty and Ester live in Texas .. Rusty always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Ester looks him over, 'Nope.'

Frustrated Rusty storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and
Walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Ester looks up and says, 'Rusty, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious, Rusty yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Ester?'
'Nope,' she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Ester replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Rusty. Shoulda bought a hat'

07-17-2008, 05:20 PM	#1
lily197 Dark Phantom Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: England, UK Posts: 127	Jokes Why are men like clouds? Eventually they disappear and it's a really nice day. ************************ Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. ********************** Two men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. "Crikey mate, that was impressive!" "I get lots of practice" replied the other guy. "My wifes epileptic" ************************ An elderly couple, Rusty and Ester live in Texas .. Rusty always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Ester looks him over, 'Nope.' Frustrated Rusty storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and Walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' Ester looks up and says, 'Rusty, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.' Furious, Rusty yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Ester?' 'Nope,' she replies. 'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!' To which Ester replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Rusty. Shoulda bought a hat' Last edited by Asteroid; 08-16-2008 at 05:20 AM.