[Drazson]

Cyx and Loxley went to their annual camping holiday in South Wales. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Cyx wakes Loxley and says, "hey Bro, look towards the sky, what do you see? "

Loxley replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What does that tell you?' asked Cyx.

Loxley ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Cyx?'

'You are dumber than sheep shit. It means someone has stole the tent.