A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her soon say 'All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all you B*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on now, cause we are leaving.'
The horrified mother stormed into the living room and shouted at her son 'we don't use that language in this house - get to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out you can play with your train again but I want you to use nice language.'
Two hours later the son came out out of his room and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all your hand luggage under your seat. Please remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'
As the mother began to smile the child added......................
'For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please take your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen!'
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